… I think society could do with a statute that makes that particular defense attempt punishable by a swift kick to the groin on first offense, applied immediately by the bailiff, regardless of how the rest of the case works out.
The bailiff is then directed to put on a pair of steel-toed heavy boots and glare meaningfully at the defendant before the trial continues.
My bathroom is covered in water and my feet are soaking wet, but that comment just made my night. Thank you.
The condom is still in the trash a few days later? Must have been under a week, before trash pickup day.