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She only prosecutes pies.
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Why is her reveal happening while she is eating lunch?
1: Only time she has to talk with reporters
2: Makes her look badass by looking nonchalant
Also she’s eating the sandwich that presumably someone else made. Thus she is clearly a bad-ass.
So badass = paying other people to make sandwiches?
You would know this fact of life if you ever walked into a subway(or other such place)! I mean just look at those folks dragging the tables together and moving the coffee maker to the joined tables and talking as if they have all day! Well at least that is what my local subway is like at 6:00AM to nearly 8:00AM in the morning. Go ahead and try and tell me that those Farmers and their ilk aren’t badass, but I won’t believe you!
That’s a ham sandwich, right?
Well that would explain where the cop went. :)