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That’s not suspicious at all!
“Oh, well now that I can see both of you after that inexplicable delay, everything seems to be in order. Move along.”
Said no police officer at this checkpoint ever.
Clearly, they have just been eating too many Happy Meals®!
No seatbelts :(
Also no power windows. Most likely an antique vehicle that did not come with seat belts – therefore grandfathered in under seat belt laws.?
No good. Power windows are an option, even on modern cars. Almost every car you can buy, you can buy with the standard windows instead.
My car is only 15 years old and doesn’t have power locks or windows.
It’s an old-style Volkswagen Beetle; I think they came with lap belts.
Morale: act creepy enough and cops won’t want to talk to you.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, officer.
I wonder how often cops at checkpoints hear that.
Those faces are so perfect.