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I’ll take “Questions you should never ask a police officer who’s stopped your car” for $100, Alex? Honestly…
Maybe he just doesn’t want his love of whaling songs to be discovered?
$200 is “How did you know I was drunk? Are you some kind of wizard?”
From the way Patty reacted, I’m assuming Patty knew nothing about what Jake was transporting until he started freaking out about the DUI checkpoint. From the way Jake is reacting to the idea of searching the car and/or the trunk, I’m assuming there’s a lot more than the one baggie he shoved through the floorboards.
How much trouble is Patty in?
Patty, you need a filter between your brain and your mouth. Jake, you need a better poker face.
That is the best face Nate has ever drawn.
That’s just the best face, period.
Agreed. Jake’s face when they rolled down the window was also excellent.
What AN idiot…
I’m feeling sick, my head feels like it’s stuffed with cotton, and I think I need to irrigate my sinuses… and this absolutely made my day. Thank you. XD
Thanks, and hope you’re feeling better!
In before K9 (dog) squad. Sniff snuff, now we can search your trunk.
I just want to comment on how cute Patty is with her non-swear words. She seems like such a nice girl and needs to dump that loser Jake.
Bahahahahahahaha!
DAT FACE!
Sentence: 5-10 in prison, and 2 months as a meme.
He must have sooo many whaling CDs in that trunk.
LOL!