Make it memorable with a MiG.
And be sure to point the weapony things at both Mrs. Flavors and the reader, to subconsciously imply the threat of the scenario while at the same time acting as a silent chorus emphasizing the inherent symbolism of the police-defendant, captor-captive, empowered-male-subjugated-female dynamic as an allegory for the dualistic nature of law in modern society that both frees and enslaves while pointing an accusing finger-cannon at the reader’s judgmental gaze that….
Ah, heck. I just like drawing planes.
Well, if you’re going to draw a plane, might as well be a MiG-15.
Your parody of literary criticism is dead on.