The Illustrated Guide to Criminal Law
Chapter 9: At Least You Tried
Attempt pg 9
So you couldn’t have been all that surprised when she came by to take a potshot at you last night.
Maude at the viewer’s door, looking grim and nervous, brandishing a “God-Damn Desert Eagle .50”
Don’t know how the kid could have missed. But she did. And now she thinks you’re some kind of Rasputin who can’t be killed.
Maude sobbing on a stone wall, head in hands
She’s never going to try to hurt you again.
MAUDE
What’s the use?
“In Maude’s neighborhood ‘Gun Control’ means using both hands.”
Also that cannon looks a little over caliber for her frame. =]
There’s always that one dumb-ass that thinks the Desert Eagle is a good gun to start with. And I love those dumb-asses, they can’t shoot for shit!
Hey be careful with those taunts. This one is a “God-Damn” Desert Eagle.