{"id":377,"date":"2012-10-18T14:47:35","date_gmt":"2012-10-18T18:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/?p=377"},"modified":"2023-08-12T14:36:10","modified_gmt":"2023-08-12T18:36:10","slug":"46-she-takes-her-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"46. She Takes Her Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-378\" title=\"Attempt09\" src=\"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Attempt09.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Attempt09.png 500w, https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Attempt09-214x300.png 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"bg-margin-for-link\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6a1ca38bb012c8047410901' value='6a1ca38bb012c8047410901'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6a1ca38bb012c8047410901' value='Transcript'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6a1ca38bb012c8047410901' value='Close Transcript'><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6a1ca38bb012c8047410901' ><br \/>The Illustrated Guide to Criminal Law <br \/>Chapter 9: At Least You Tried<br \/>Attempt pg 9<\/p>\n<p>So you couldn&#8217;t have been all that surprised when she came by to take a\u00a0<strong>potshot<\/strong> at you last night.<\/p>\n<p><em>Maude at the viewer&#8217;s door, looking grim and nervous, brandishing a &#8220;God-Damn Desert Eagle .50&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t know how the kid could have missed. But she did. And now she thinks you&#8217;re some kind of Rasputin who can&#8217;t be killed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Maude sobbing on a stone wall, head in hands<\/em><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s\u00a0<strong>never<\/strong> going to try to hurt you again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>MAUDE<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">What&#8217;s the use?<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/div><a id='bg-showmore-action-6a1ca38bb012c8047410901' class='bg-showmore-plg-link  '  style=\" color:#9ca7a5;;\" href='#'>Transcript<\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[33,37,1],"tags":[25,5,4,16,24,18],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criminal-law","category-culpability","category-uncategorized","tag-attempt","tag-crime","tag-criminal-law","tag-culpability","tag-guilt","tag-liability"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}