{"id":868,"date":"2012-10-19T15:41:17","date_gmt":"2012-10-19T19:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/?p=868"},"modified":"2023-08-12T20:35:49","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T00:35:49","slug":"97-drop-it-or-youre-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"97. Drop It or You&#8217;re Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-869\" title=\"SelfDefense02\" src=\"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/SelfDefense02.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/SelfDefense02.png 500w, https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/SelfDefense02-214x300.png 214w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"bg-margin-for-link\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='69e572e9ecfd31085830719' value='69e572e9ecfd31085830719'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-69e572e9ecfd31085830719' value='Transcript'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-69e572e9ecfd31085830719' value='Close Transcript'><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-69e572e9ecfd31085830719' ><br \/>The Illustrated Guide to Criminal Law <br \/>Chapter 15: It Was Either Him or Me <br \/>Self-Defense pg 2: No, Bro!<\/p>\n<p><em>Two men hide behind rocks, guns drawn, as Rico rides in<\/em><\/p>\n<p>At their nearby ranch, however, the Morgan brothers were ready and waiting for him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>BRO 1<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You ready, Eddie?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>BRO 2<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And waiting, Arnold.<\/p>\n<p>[SUGGESTED EDIT: Make the names match up]<\/p>\n<p>The instant Rico roped one of their steers, Eddie leaped into action.<\/p>\n<p><em>Eddie points a gun at Rico, who&#8217;s just lassoed a longhorn.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>EDDIE<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Drop it or you&#8217;re dead!<\/p>\n<p>But then Arnold did something\u00a0<strong>strange:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Arnold stops Eddie, while Rico and his horse share a glance<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>ARNOLD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>No, bro!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Put that gun away!<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/div><a id='bg-showmore-action-69e572e9ecfd31085830719' class='bg-showmore-plg-link  '  style=\" color:#9ca7a5;;\" href='#'>Transcript<\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sitemap_exclude":false,"_sitemap_priority":"","_sitemap_frequency":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[33,38,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criminal-law","category-defenses","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lawcomic.net\/guide\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}