A young woman wearing blue leather boots runs through scenes of fruitful agriculture, growing populations, and a good life. A big difference from the previous scene!

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You’re asking yourself, “what is up with those boots?” You should be asking my brilliant and incredibly good-looking Patreon supporters, because they can tell you quite a lot, even how to make your own if you so desire.

Or (crazy idea, I know) you might join their ranks, and thereby learn additional bits of arcane knowledge before the rest of the world can even wonder about them.